"Q:" How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" What light bulb?
Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory.
"A:" Nancy.
Note: Topical to Reagan's dependence on Nancy and her apparent de facto
ascent to power in 1987
"A:" What light bulb?
Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory.
"A:" Nancy.
Note: Topical to Reagan's dependence on Nancy and her apparent de facto
ascent to power in 1987
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