- Note: topical to the Falkland
Islands war... - Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth... - Q:" How many jazz musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
"A:" No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake... - Q:" How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that... - Q:" How many Ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT... - Q:" How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and... - Q:" How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to... - Q:" How many Beverly Hills realtors does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to learn Farsi... - Q:" How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to... - Q:" How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy...
