"Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.
"A:" One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians,
and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.
Note: Both answers are topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.
"A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.
"A:" One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians,
and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.
Note: Both answers are topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.
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