- Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they're always stuffed... - What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout?
Someone who likes to pitch tents... - Why is a calendar so sad?
Because its days are numbered... - What do cows give after an earthquake?
Milk shakes... - If two is company and three is a crowd,
what is four and five? Nine... - What has two arms but can't raise them?
a chair... - Why do ghosts like health food?
Because it's super natural... - Why would anyone hire an elephant?
Because they like to work for peanuts... - Why didn't the skeleton ask his girl friend to the dance?
Because he didn't have any guts... - What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
I've got a lot of problems...
