- What's stranger than seeing a catfish
Seeing a goldfish bowl... - Why do turkeys eat so little
Because they're always stuffed... - What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout
Someone who likes to pitch tents... - Why is a calendar so sad
Because its days are numbered... - What do cows give after an earthquake
Milk shakes... - If two is company and three is a crowd
what is four and five? Nine... - What has two arms but can't raise them
a chair... - Why do ghosts like health food
Because it's super natural... - Why would anyone hire an elephant
Because they like to work for peanuts... - Why didn't the skeleton ask his girl friend to the dance
Because he didn't have any guts...
