- What do you call a dismal dog?
A grey hound... - What figures do the most walking?
Roman numerals... - How do you get an elephant to follow you?
Act like a nut... - What is a kangaroo's favorite year?
Leap year... - If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
The lone ranger... - What do bunnies say on January 1?
Hoppy new year... - Why do beach combers never starve at the beach?
Because of all the sand-which-is there... - What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts... - What do bulls write letters with?
A bullpen... - How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb?
None, vampires like the dark...
