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• Q. Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble? A. They never learned good table manners!
• Why do Indian women have a red dot on their foreheads?
  Because their husbands are always using their index finger to poke them between their eyes (right above their nose) and say "Why you so ##****&~!...
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• A little tired of dumb blonde jokes? Here are some dumb guy jokes!
  ** Why do men like smart women? ....Opposites attract....
• Q: Why do Australian men piss in the garden at parties?
  A: Because there's always someone throwing up in the loo!...
• Q: Do you know why Nancy Reagan is always on top? A: Because Ronnie only knows how to screw up.
• Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
  Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....