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• Q: Where do cows go after they get married? A: On a honey-moo.
• On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal: By 62% to 17%, Americans still trust President Reagan over Mr.
  Gorbachev to reduce tensions between the countries....
• Two Cows. . . FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
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• When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
• This farm couple were rocking away on the porch one night after chores and the farmer reached over to his wife and grabbed her by the breast.
  He said, "You know if these would give milk most of the year, we could get rid of the cows....
• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
• Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk.
• If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_.