- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A:
Spoiled Milk... - Q: What did the farmer do after he was done milking the first cow?
A: He milked the "udder" one... - Q: A snake and an undertaker wanted to get married.
What will they put on their towels? A: Hiss and hearse... - Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A:
Because it's to far to walk... - Q: What's black and white and eats like horse?
A:
A zebra... - Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?
A: Call a toe truck... - Q: Where was Humpty Dumpty last seen?
A:
Great Falls... - Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
A:
Because it is too cold outtide...
- < previous ... 10
