- Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The "calf"-eteria.
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
- Q: What did the farmer do after he was done milking the first cow? A: He milked the "udder" one!
- Q: A snake and an undertaker wanted to get married.
What will they put on their towels? A: Hiss and hearse!... - Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
- Q: What's black and white and eats like horse? A: A zebra.
- Q: What is the first thing you should do after a steam roller runs over your foot?
A: Call a toe truck.... - Q: Where was Humpty Dumpty last seen? A: Great Falls.
- Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? A: Because it is too cold outtide.
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