- How come golfers wear two pairs of shoes? Because they might get a hole in one.
- What kind of banks do alligators use? River banks.
- What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle.
- What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.
- What did the rug say to the floor? I've got you covered.
- What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
- How do you make friends with a computer? Bit by bit.
- Who always goes to bed with shoes on? A horse.
- Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- What's better than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
