How come golfers wear two pairs of shoes? Because they might get a hole in one.
What kind of banks do alligators use? River banks.
What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.
What did the rug say to the floor? I've got you covered.
What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
How do you make friends with a computer? Bit by bit.
Who always goes to bed with shoes on? A horse.
Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
What's better than a talking dog? A spelling bee.