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Why Would Anyone Hire An Elephant? Because They Like To Work For Peanuts.
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Why would anyone hire an elephant?
Because they like to work for peanuts.
Related:
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Why didn't the elephant cross the street? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
