- Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A pit bull leaving a playground.
- Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
- Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants.
- Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
- Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
- Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
- Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
- Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room.
- Q: What was the elephant doing on the road? A: Oh, maybe 2 miles per hour.
- Q: How to catch a squirrel? A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
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