- Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't,
you get down from a duck... - Q: What is grey and not there.
A:
No elephants... - Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A:
Have you ever tried to iron one... - Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A:
Take away his credit card... - Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A:
Because they would look silly with glove compartments... - Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A:
Lots of room... - Q: What was the elephant doing on the road?
A: Oh,
maybe 2 miles per hour... - Q: How to catch a squirrel?
A:
Climb the tree and act like a nut... - Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A:
The "calf"-eteria...
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