- Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A
A pit bull leaving a playground... - Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't
you get down from a duck... - Q: What is grey and not there.
A
No elephants... - Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A
Have you ever tried to iron one... - Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling... - Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A
Take away his credit card... - Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A
Because they would look silly with glove compartments... - Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A
Lots of room... - Q: What was the elephant doing on the road?
A: Oh
maybe 2 miles per hour... - Q: How to catch a squirrel?
A
Climb the tree and act like a nut...
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