- How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb
None, vampires like the dark... - What color do you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose
and the wind blue... - Which brand of underwear does King Tut like best
Fruit of the tomb... - What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday
the rest are all week days... - Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot
anyone can catch a cold... - Did you hear about the depressed archeologist
His life was in ruins... - What do you call it when one cat sues another
A clawsuit... - What do you call a chicken crossing the road
Poultry in motion... - When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving
In a dictionary... - Q: What did one eye say to the other ?
A: Just between you and me
there's something that smells...
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