- What color do you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose,
and the wind blue... - Which brand of underwear does King Tut like best?
Fruit of the tomb... - What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday,
the rest are all week days... - Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,
anyone can catch a cold... - Did you hear about the depressed archeologist?
His life was in ruins... - What do you call it when one cat sues another?
A clawsuit... - What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion... - When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In a dictionary... - Q: What did one eye say to the other ?
A: Just between you and me .
there's something that smells... - Q: Why were the screams coming from the kitchen ?
A:
The cook was beating the eggs...
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