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• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
  The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked there were....
• What has no arms and legs and hags over your mantel? Buck.
• What has two heads, three legs, six arms and hums? A refrigerator in Milwaukee!
  Jeff doesn't mind when people give him the finger. Jeff's favorite grocery store? Chop'n'Save....
• A Norwegian, an Irishman and a German were sentenced to be electrocuted.
  First, the Irishman was strapped in the chair and the switch was pushed....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....
• How to know whether or not you are ready to have kid
  - Mess Test Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
• What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who can play 5 musical instruments?
  Stump the band....