- What did one arithmetic book say to the other
I've got a lot of problems... - Why do bananas put on suntan lotion
To keep from peeling... - Why is a room full of married people empty
Because there's not a single person in it... - What has four wheels and flies
A garbage truck... - Why did the jelly role
Because it saw the apple turn over... - Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar
Because it said twist to open... - Where do cows go on Saturday nights
To the moo-vies... - Why are birds poor
Because money doesn't grow on trees... - What do you call a lazy kangaroo
A pouch potato... - What did one autumn leaf say to another
I'm falling for you...
