- Why do bananas put on suntan lotion?
To keep from peeling... - Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there's not a single person in it... - What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck... - Why did the jelly role?
Because it saw the apple turn over... - Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar?
Because it said twist to open... - Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the moo-vies... - Why are birds poor?
Because money doesn't grow on trees... - What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato... - What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you... - How do you tell someone that they are really ugly?
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you...
