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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
  A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!...
• What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
  Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Black and an Indian? A: A Sioux named "Boy".
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
• What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman? A Frenchman who eats your laundry.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
  A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....