- How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it?
When it has a hole in it... - Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough... - Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
He wanted rich milk... - What should you do if your dog is missing?
Check the lost and hound... - What kind of truck do ballerinas drive?
Toe trucks... - What do the moon and false teeth have in common?
They both come out at night... - What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody wood pickle... - Why did the old man put his car in the oven?
He wanted a hot rod... - Why did the prisoner want to get measles?
So he could break out... - What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch meat...
