- How do you tell someone that they are really ugly
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you... - How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it
When it has a hole in it... - Why did the baker rob the bank
He needed the dough... - Why did the farmer feed his cows money
He wanted rich milk... - What should you do if your dog is missing
Check the lost and hound... - What kind of truck do ballerinas drive
Toe trucks... - What do the moon and false teeth have in common
They both come out at night... - What is green and pecks on trees
Woody wood pickle... - Why did the old man put his car in the oven
He wanted a hot rod... - Why did the prisoner want to get measles
So he could break out...
