- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Have no ideer... - Why do roaches like to live in other people's homes?
Because they don't have to pay rent... - What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert?
They both have sandy claws... - What is an owl's favorite subject?
Owlgebra... - Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost?
Because dogs can't read... - What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on... - What is a chimps favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies... - How does a basket ball player stay cool?
He stands by a fan... - What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an octopus?
A fur coat with a lot of sleeves... - What word begins with e and has only one letter in it?
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