- Ethnic A visits the hospital.
"I want to be castrated!" he demands cheerfully.
"Are you sure about this?" the doctor asks. "Have you... - What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
Imsureheneversaurus.
What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud... - Mistress:
something between master and mattress... - Housewife:
a gadget you screw on the bed... - Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later,
you get pissed off... - A man took his dog into a pub, bought a pint and settled down to watch
the football on the TV set above the bar.
As luck would have it, it was a Fulham home game.... - A man is looking at a soccer game, in this case FEYENOORD -
AJAX ; suddenly Feyenoord scores a goal, and the dog... - What is black red black red black red black red black red black red white ?
An negro masturbating... - Snooker is a complete Tory game; first of all you get rid of all the
reds;
then you get rid of all the coloureds, and all you... - A spaceship from the planet Zong lands in Farmborough.
It is the middle of the night - the town is deserted...
