Eating A Steak Dinner In A Nice Restaurant Near Sydney.
Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches.
Waitor: "How's your meat?"
Me: : "Just fine."
Waitor: "And how about the steak?"
One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and took his order.
"Scotch and soda" he said. He shot down the drink quickly noticing that the waiter was becoming sick....
Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12
Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.
"Remember," warned the priest, "you also are not allowed to eat meat on Fridays....
A German, upon hearing that Americans like to eat their steak rare, (often referred to as "bloody steak") went into an American restaurant to try this meal.
When the waiter came to take his order, he said, "I would like a bloody steak....
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An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
"Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
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The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
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