Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches.
Waitor: "How's your meat?"
Me: : "Just fine."
Waitor: "And how about the steak?"
The waiter approaches.
Waitor: "How's your meat?"
Me: : "Just fine."
Waitor: "And how about the steak?"
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