"I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight...Two taxicabs
collided and 30 scotsmen were killed..."
collided and 30 scotsmen were killed..."
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- Yrneh Etac IV - No such process
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I dread success.
To have succeeded is to have finished one's business... - Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have
had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less
on insurance or accident forms.
The following quotes were taken >From those forms and... - The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26,
1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where... - The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest
words.
These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm... - Humor, pedestrian and otherwise
Confused by traffic accidents?
The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance... - Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar, but if... - Unknown
A man's regular partner at the golf club didn't show,
so he was walking around looking for a substitute... - Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started...
From the same category:
- At whether stations people have to enter several times per day the
amount.
On one occasion somebody typed in that amount without... - Q: What's a definition of an orgy?
A:
A party where everyone comes... - Finally stopped Grandma from sliding down the bannister."
"How'd you do that?"
"Wrapped barbed wire around it."
"Guess that stopped her,
huh?" "Not yet, but it sure slows her down... - When Grandma visits her grandson,
he has to go to the little boys room.
Only he isn't capable to go there alone so his mother... - Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar.
As the day draws to a close, in some small synagogue...
