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Jokes Cate
- A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?"
Assistant:
"What do you think I am, a teddy bear...
- A twin is born.
Mother happy.
Father happy.
Mother:
"Just look at them lovely babies..."
Father takes...
- An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian
about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
The American says, "I can't belive you don't have cars...
- A man from Farmborough goes into a pub with a pig under his arm.
As he walks in, the barman spots him and exclaims,...
- Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is
just too much of a burden anymore.
Time to put him in a retirement
home. So they take...
- A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.
He
finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow...
- Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just...
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and
a farmer with a bodily injury claim.
It came from a Houston, Texas
insurance agent.
Attorney...
- Three squaws were each preparing for the birth of their first child.
The
first squaw placed a large bear hide by a river...
- Six Phases of a Project:
1) Enthusiasm
2) Disillusionment
3)...
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