A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing...
Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so...
This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm...
There was this black woman who had 7 sons, all of them named Leroy.
One day this man was asking her about this and said, "What to you say when you want to call one of them?...
A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things!
I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?...
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.
As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice...