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Jokes Cate
- America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one
astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two years up there, each
may...
- Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make...
- A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing
on the corner,
playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers...
- This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -
not one, but
two -- black eyes; a coupla real shiners...
- This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some
time,
and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam...
- There was this black woman who had 7 sons, all of them named Leroy.
One day this man was asking her about this and said...
- A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
As the
water lapped around his feet, a motor boat...
- A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha,
pack
up your things! I just won the California lottery...
- A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a large evening ashore.
As they climbed the gangway the
captain threw up all...
- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and
and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a...
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