- What's black and eats bananas?
Half of london... - Man on package tour in USA, one day of the tour is a bus ride
down to Mexico.
Whoopee he thinks, wild times, smokes, freaky ... - Two South Africans talking:
"I hear that Archbishop Tutu is dead."
"That's funny,
I hadn't even heard that he had been arrested... - Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please... - Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress,
and I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor... - There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer
who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started... - There was a barber who noticed that the same man came every day
to the barber's shop and asked "How many are waiting?" Then he left.
The barber was curious and asked his pupil to follow... - A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is finishing an
announcement over the intercom.
Putting the mike down he hits the off switch. Unknown... - A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?):
A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office... - This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck...
