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Jokes Cate
- A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired
about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.
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- JESUS SAVES!
Moses invests...
- JESUS SAVES!
But Moses gets the rebound .
he shoots ... HE SCORES!!...
- The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum,
is captured.
Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad...
- The World Health Organization recently did a resarch in determining
the function of the knob at the end of the penis.
The Russians put in a million dollars and came up with...
- Yesterday I was driving around in the country, got thirsty and entered a pub.
I was there for five minutes, when a big brown horse...
- At whether stations people have to enter several times per day the
amount.
On one occasion somebody typed in that amount without...
- One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and
said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
"Lord, what is a
kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show...
- John was a bit kinky. One evening he got himself
a prostitute and they both went up in a hotelroom where
John said ".
I got a litle .. litle favor to ask".
"OK, but you...
- Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered
that her husband,
who was drunk as a skunk, was filling
her mouth with...
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