- Six Phases of a Project:
1) Enthusiasm 2) Disillusionment 3)... - An American is visiting in France for several weeks.
As his stay nears an end, he is sitting around with... - One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped
from its cage.
He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the... - A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
After some heavy petting the young man asks the young... - Three women are being interviewed for the same secretarial job.
The final question of each interview is, "If you were... - An American, a Frenchman, and a Polack are lined up in front of a firing
squad awaiting execution.
The American is first. He points behind the firing... - An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We're having
some touble with our sex life.
Could you watch and offer some suggestions?" The... - For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief
vacations at this country inn.
The last time he'd finally managed an affair with... - How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" ... - An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial
city for dinner,
and asked to be served the specialty of the house....
