- There was this couple on The Newlywed Game and the man was asked where
was the wierdest place they ever made "whoopie".
And with confidence, the woman responds, "Got to be... - A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most... - A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde
on his arm.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims... - Two women were walking down the street. One nudges the other and says,
"There's my husband coming out of the florist's with... - How would you like to come back to my place for a hamburger and some sex?"
"No!"
"What's the matter,
you don't like hamburgers... - It seems a teacher walked into the boy's bathroom and caught four
boys having a contest to see who could pee highest on the wall.
The teacher was disgusted and took the boys to the... - This Polish guy ordered a pizza with everything on it.
When it came out of the oven, the guy asked him if... - Two Poles walk into the post office and the first thing that catches their
eye is a bunch of "Wanted" posters,
in particular a shot of a mean-looking black guy beneath... - The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead... - A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired
about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked. ...
