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• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• A man walks into a cake shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a doughnut.
  The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
• Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
  The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....
• A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.
  As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out....
• A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.
  When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair....
• An Atheist... A self professed Atheist, hiking in the woods ran across a bear that begins to chase him.
  When he cannot get away from the bear, running, he falls and the bear approaches....
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....