- Man in a pub with a friend.
A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know... - H A P P I N E S S C H A I N
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This chain is intended for tired, overwhelmed and exhausted... - Advertising in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything -
fond of... - The priest was teaching the Ten Commandments to the Church.
At the 4'th Commandment "Thou shalt not steal", he... - A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually... - A man is walking down the street one day when he sees another man
sprinting towards him.
"What's wrong?" he shouts as the man comes closer.... - Thought for the day:
Don't eat yellow snow... - A boy scout was out doing his bob-a-job stint one Saturday in
Farmborough.
He walked up to the front door of one house and rang... - This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub,
having a beer when this little guy comes running in... - What happens if a Limburger (inhabitant of Limburg,
the most southern Dutch province next to Belgium)...
