A spaceship from the planet Zong lands in Farmborough.
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, whe...
What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common ?
They make Jamaicans run like fuck....
Flopsy Bunny had never been out to see the real world.
One day he escaped from his parents' home... Bounce Bounce Bounce....
Two gynaecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons. 2: Incredible, so big? ...
I was driving through North Wales one day last summer, when I had the misfortune to run out of petrol right out in the sticks.
It was about 5 miles to the nearest house, but when I got ...
What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
There is this panda walking through a red light district when he sees a prostitute beckoning him.
Feeling an urge he decides to go along with her and she leads him upstairs where they have sex....
Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it is ajar!!
A city slicker drives through a little town, and stops at a gas station to fill up.
Going into the station to pay he sees a man playing checkers with a dog....