- A spaceship from the planet Zong lands in Farmborough.
It is the middle of the night - the town is deserted... - It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants
decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
The game was going well with the Elephants beating... - What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common ?
They make Jamaicans run like fuck... - Flopsy Bunny had never been out to see the real world.
One day he escaped from his parents' home... Bounce... - Two gynaecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what
cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like... - I was driving through North Wales one day last summer,
when I had the misfortune to run out of petrol... - What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'?
You can go to sleep with a light on... - There is this panda walking through a red light district when he sees a
prostitute beckoning him.
Feeling an urge he decides to go along with her and... - Q: When is a door not a door?
A:
When it is ajar!... - A city slicker drives through a little town, and stops at a gas
station to fill up.
Going into the station to pay he sees a man playing...
