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Jokes Cate
- While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered
three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash.
The farmer
confronted his wife, and when asked about...
- Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a
leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
"Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll
catch the little...
- A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor
had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.
She was a
little worried about some of the side effects...
- Mickey Mouse was trying to convince a judge to give him a divorce from
Minnie Mouse:
Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is...
- A guy was in a record store to buy a 45-rpm record of his favorite song.
After
he located it, he realized that he forgot his...
- A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
While hunting
he shot a duck which fell on the property...
- A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in
a corner.
Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer...
- One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
Not finding
his mother in the kitchen, or the living...
- A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct...
- There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he
wanted to get them bred.
So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull
and turned it...
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