- A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H"... - Two dogs had chased a third dog for hours in the hot sun.
Dog 1: Ain't this a bitch? Dog 2: It sure as hell... - Jimmy Swaggart telephoned Jim de Bakker.
Swaggart:
I have a theological question: Can a prostitute be... - NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be... - Four Polacks were in an alley shooting drugs, and using the same needle.
A guy walked by on the street and yelled, "You idiots... - One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.
He hopped into his fancy, imported sportscar, zipped... - Two Texans are standing on a bridge bragging about their manliness,
when they decide to piss into the river below. After... - News release: Abortions are becoming so popular in Poland that the waiting
time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
Polish experts predict that at this rate there will... - A Polish statistician refuses to fly after reading the alarmingly high
probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane.
Later he finds that the probability of there being... - A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show...
