A man from Farmborough goes into a pub with a pig under his arm.
As he walks in, the barman spots him and exclaims, "Hell fire !
That's an ugly looking animal you've got there ! Where on Earth
did you get it ?"
"I won it in a raffle", says the pig.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...