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• Jesus and Moses are in Heaven, fishing from a rowboat.
  As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth....
• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
  Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....
• A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
  As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
• Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A: Popeye almost killed him.
• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....
• Administrative note: Bush's oil company laded quote is from a paper called the "People's Weekly World" A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time.
  Finally, he saw the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip....
• One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.
  A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Pete...