Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day. The Lone
Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this
mess." Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says
to the Lone Ranger "Buffalo come." the Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "How do
you know?", Tonto says, "Ear sticky."
Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this
mess." Tonto bends down and puts his ear to the ground. He turns and says
to the Lone Ranger "Buffalo come." the Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "How do
you know?", Tonto says, "Ear sticky."
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