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• What do you get if you cross a Mexican jumping bean with a cucumber? An organic vibrator!
• Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
• Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
• What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
• George Bush calls Democrats the "party of the far-out liberal Democrats.
  Sounds like the kind that requires extra beer and bean dip....
• There was a young man from Spartar, Who was an incredible farter.
  At the strength of one bean, He could play "God Save the Queen", And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata"....
• There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr Carro
  and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr Turtle says to Mr Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat", to which Mr Carrot says "You're not so slim yourself!...