Flopsy Bunny Had Never Been Out To See The Real World.

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Flopsy Bunny had never been out to see the real world. One day he
escaped from his parents' home... Bounce Bounce Bounce.

He had been bouncing along when he came across a young snake. Flopsy
Bunny had never seen a snake; the snake had never seen a bunny rabbit.

Said the snake
- Hello, you have lovely fluffy ears, a lovely little white tail and
lovely brown fur; you must be a bunny rabbit.

Said Flopsy Bunny
- That's very good. Let me see. You have horrible scaly skin, nasty
little slitty eyes and a horrible rasping voice. You must be Nikki
Lauda.

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