South Africa Has Just Been Achieving The Biggest Computer In The World, And After Programming It Using The Most Powerful AI Techniques They Could Find, Is Now Able To Predict The Future.

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South Africa has just been achieving the biggest computer in the world,
and after programming it using the most powerful AI techniques they could
find, is now able to predict the future.
The computer is plugged in, and starts humming.
The prime minister then asks it the most important question for the future of
South Africa:
"In twelve years from now, will the power in South Africa be held by white
people or by black people?"
Computer: "In year 2000 the government in South Africa will be.............
.......(After 15 minutes of computing...) WHITE!"
Everybody breathes, and starts drinking champagne. Nobody cares any
longer about the machine.
Then the finance minister comes and asks:
"What will be the price of one kilogramme of bread in the year 2000?"
Computer: "The price of one kilogramme of bread in the year 2000 will be...
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.............(30 minutes of computing).....................................
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three roubles.

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