Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of
Empire State Building. It is quite windy and one of the Americans say:
"I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the
building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me
all the way back up here."
"Yeah, whatever." says the <ethnic>.
The American throws himself from the building, and sure enough, when
he is halfway down he is stopped by an updraft and it carries him all
the way back to the top.
"Hey, wow!" shouts the <ethnic> and jumps. He is smashed to pulp
against the pavement.
Says the other American: "You're a bastard, Superman."
Empire State Building. It is quite windy and one of the Americans say:
"I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the
building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me
all the way back up here."
"Yeah, whatever." says the <ethnic>.
The American throws himself from the building, and sure enough, when
he is halfway down he is stopped by an updraft and it carries him all
the way back to the top.
"Hey, wow!" shouts the <ethnic> and jumps. He is smashed to pulp
against the pavement.
Says the other American: "You're a bastard, Superman."
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