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• Peer Pressure Two guys are sitting in a bar drinking beer at the top of the Empire State building when one turns to the other and says "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building by the time you fall to the 10th floo
  he winds around the building are so intense that they will carry you around the building and into the window" The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• The Empire State Building This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
  It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Why is Poland just like the United States? In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.
  S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland....
• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....