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• What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
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• Q: What is long and pink and drags the ocean floor? A: Moby's dick.
• What's pink, wrinkled, and hangs out your pajamas? -- Your mother.
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• Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line? A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower.
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
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  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....