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• Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
  A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses....
• Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
  A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
• Q. Do you know what the miracle of AIDS is? A. It turns fruits into vegetables.
• What's the difference between midget bank robbers and the Radcliffe track team?
  One's a group of cunning runts... What's the difference between a magic show and a porno show?...
• what does a chinaman call a black with AIDS? Coonsoondi.
• Q: What is Sickle-Cell Anemia? A: AIDS for spades.
• What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
• Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
• What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.