A senior pilot was explaining his emergency equipment to some cadets
touring a US Air Force base. He showed them his parachute, emergency
radio, signal mirror and other survival items. A cadet noticed a pack
of playing-cards and asked what they were for.
"Oh," replied the pilot, "these are my last resort. If nothing else
works and nobody comes to the rescue, I take these, lay out a game of
patience and wait. In a few minutes someone will be looking over
my shoulder saying, 'No - put that card over there.'"
touring a US Air Force base. He showed them his parachute, emergency
radio, signal mirror and other survival items. A cadet noticed a pack
of playing-cards and asked what they were for.
"Oh," replied the pilot, "these are my last resort. If nothing else
works and nobody comes to the rescue, I take these, lay out a game of
patience and wait. In a few minutes someone will be looking over
my shoulder saying, 'No - put that card over there.'"
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