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• Yrneh Etac VIII - Bad address --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets....
• Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
  .. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
• Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland? A: Because that's the national bird.
• Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
• Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
• Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
• Q: Why aren't there any ice cubes in Poland? A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
• Wise men still seek him.
• Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade