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• Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A damn good start.
• Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.
• Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
• Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
  A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not to come in your mailbox....
• Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one seat empty?
  A: A Damn shame!!!!...
• Q: What's the difference between JAPs and sharks? A: JAPs don't eat seemen (sea-men).
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
• What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
  "I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...