An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing
their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening.
The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had
progressed so far that doctors recently had taken a single liver and
cut it into six pieces then transplanted it into six separate men
in need of a healthy liver. This had resulted in six new workers
in the job market.
At this, the Japanese guy said that in his country doctors had
cut a lung into twelve pieces, transplanted these into twelve people
in need of healthy lungs, thereby putting twelve new people in the
Not to be outdone, the American said "That's nothing. In the
U.S. we took one asshole, made it President, and now there are
10 million people in the market for a job."