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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
• A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
  She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!...
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  brad@looking.UUCP (Brad Templeton) Subject: Dave Letterman's comment on the Night Game at Wrigley Field Keyword...
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• Dirty A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
  The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?...
• Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
  A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?...
• He: "What was that?" She: "What was what?" He: "That sound.
  She: "I didn't hear anything." He: "It was the sound of my heart breaking....
• Talking Like a Grown Up The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.
  The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no babytalk....