Wonder Aloud If You Should Trim Those Nose Hairs.
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Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
When you're dancing with your honey, and your nose is kind of runny the people think it's funny but it's snot.
Spring is sprung, the grass is ris I wonder where the birdies is....
Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? A: Neither has he.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?