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• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
  22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings....
• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
• Imitate the order taker's voice.
• Psychoanalyze the order taker.
• Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
  A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
• Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
• How can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.