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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Announcing the: 1988 REC.
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• Gerry Ferraro is attacking Mr. Reagan on the war-and-peace issue.
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• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
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• When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
• From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  djones@megatest.UUCP (Dave Jones) Subject: Practical Joke Down South Keyword...
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  I used to work for T.I. in Houston. Once a young programmer fellow >From the Bedford, England came to do some consulting....
• Why? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
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