Ask For The Guy Who Took Your Order Last Time.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
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Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
Gerry Ferraro is attacking Mr. Reagan on the war-and-peace issue.
Isn't it risky to argue with a guy who can order your campaign headquarters bazookaed?...
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
djones@megatest.UUCP (Dave Jones) Subject: Practical Joke Down South Keyword...
He wants some jokes and anecdotes. - DJ ) True story
I used to work for T.I. in Houston. Once a young programmer fellow >From the Bedford, England came to do some consulting....
Why? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?...