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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't.
• Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
  22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings....
• There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
  One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns....
• When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
• State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
• It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents.
• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.