Order Two Toppings, Then Say, "No, They'll Start Fighting.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't.
Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings....
There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns....
When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents.
Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.