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Report A Petty Theft To The Order Taker.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Report a petty theft to the order taker.
Related:
Imitate the order taker's voice.
Psychoanalyze the order taker.
Ask what the order taker is wearing.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?
